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Angry The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 02-12-2015, 04:25 PM

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The false catholic Church has for years and centuries claimed that the heathen holiday of Valentine's day would be based on a 'saint' Valentine, a pagan deity later glorified by the papist organization in order to lure innocent young youths and maidens into premarital regular intercourse and sodomy. This alone would make these celebrations disgusting to Jesus and lead to the inevitable damnation of the participants. It is hard to imagine that things could be worse.

They are. Much worse.

The 'saint' valentine was, in fact, preceded by an even worse enemy of Jesus. The other Valentinus. Probably the most abhorrent heretic the Earth has ever seen. Who was this person?


This is the sodomite Valentinus.

Valentinus was a mystic and a gnostic. In addition, he exemplified all the false teachings that are characteristic of the Valentine's day celebration.

1. He propagated gender confusion.
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Valentinians believed that God is androgynous and frequently depicted him as a male-female dyad. This is related to the notion that God provides the universe with both form and substance. The feminine aspect of the deity is called Silence, Grace and Thought. Silence is God's primordial state of tranquillity and self-awareness She is also the active creative.
God is, as we know, a man for God's sake! The FIRST PAGE of the Bible tells us as much!

Genesis 1:31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

2. Valentinus did not end his disgusting lies here. He also claimed that Jesus was a transsexual hermaphrodite!

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The origin of the universe is described as a process of emanation from the Godhead. The male and female aspects of the Father, acting in conjunction, manifested themselves in the Son. The Son is also often depicted by Valentinians as a male-female dyad.
How difficult can it be to understand the most simple American sentence. Apparently, fairly difficult for pagan atheists.

Matthew 1:1
The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.



Valentine's day celebrates a man who believed Jesus was a woman harlot with a cooter as depicted above.

3. This Valentinus guy dismissed repentance and baptism and emphasized 'knowledge' claiming that knowledge would be adequate for salvation.

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They believed that it was possible to lead a sinless existence through perfect knowledge (gnosis) of God's will. Sin was seen as an expression of ignorance. As it says in the Gospel of Philip, "The one who has knowledge is a free person. But the free person does not sin, for the one who sins is a slave of sin " (Gospel of Philip 77:15-18).
John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


Not knowledge. Belief. Faith. Without Faith Hellfire awaits.

4. He added to the Bible. He composed his own texts and had the audacity to consider them equal to the Word of God. This is from the 'Gospel of Philip'.

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Light and Darkness, life and death, right and left, are brothers of one another. They are inseparable. Because of this neither are the good good, nor evil evil, nor is life life, nor death death. For this reason each one will dissolve into its earliest origin. But those who are exalted above the world are indissoluble, eternal.
Blasphemy! Jesus the light of men is not of darkness!

John 1:5
And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

This is the true hidden source of Valentine's day. Valentinus. Gnosticism. Gender confusion. Inevitable sodomy. It is well-known that the gnostics consumed menstrual blood and semen in their rituals. The founding fathers of papism knew this and tried to hide this by referring to a 'St. Valentine'. Now the truth is out. Now we know what the celebrations have been designed for.
  1. Making God a tranny.
  2. Making Jesus a tranny.
  3. Dismissing belief and repentance.
  4. Dismissing the Bible.
  5. Making Jesus a demon by drinking menstrual blood.


This is what these people want to serve on Valentine's day. No wonder the papist founding fathers decided to keep this abominable holiday.

This is exactly what takes place during this holiday. It is the time of excessive fornication. Jesus flees from intercourse. The tranny demon usurps Him. Menstrual blood ousts wine and bread. Hellfire.
Beware.
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Fear God.
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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 02-13-2015, 04:10 AM

This information is so devastating it needs to be sent to President Obama immediately. I think there is still time to cancel Valentine's Day and it really needs to happen.

To think the these ugly trans people had something to do with inventing Valentine's Day just makes me sick.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 01-16-2016, 06:55 PM

I think we could get Obongo to outlaw this sinful holiday. If he's willing to suppress Christmas, surely he would be willing to outlaw Valentine's Day. It would be the one good thing good thing he did as President.


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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 01-16-2016, 08:00 PM

Here is Valentine's gift from homersville and what Valentine's Day has become. It's over.




Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 01-18-2016, 05:16 PM

Mayor Hold,


As you know, I reside in the ungodly city of New York, NY. I was purchasing some manly Lava soap this morning and overheard a conversation that broke my heart.


A woman with a young son of probably six or seven years was scolding the boy for not picking out a box of valentines to take to school next month. I heard him beg plaintively: "But Mother! I don't want to give valentine cards to boys!" I knew his mother would comfort him and tell him that of course he wouldn't give them to his male classmates - but that's not what happened. Imagine how I felt when I heard her say:


"Young man, you are giving a valentine to everyone in your class. This is not the 1950's. You will share the love of valentine's day with everyone."


She picked out a box of Disney valentines and grabbed him by the shirt collar, pulling him to the check-out counter. I wanted to rebuke her in Jesus' Name, but I feared she might take it out on this poor, obviously heterosexual young man. Oh, if only Dr. Niles or Youth Minister Harry could have been there to rescue this child.


So - it is indeed worse than we thought. Wake up, people, to the homer agenda that is filling our children with lust and unnatural affection. I applaud you for outlawing valentine's day in Freehold by ordinance years ago. Oh, if only I could reside there!


Thank you and bless you, Mr. Mayor, for your ever-present foresight as you lead the city of Freehold into the future with faith and God's law as your primary concern. Surely goodness and mercy will follow you all the days of your life.


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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 01-18-2016, 05:35 PM

Never celebrated that day and now I know why.


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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 01-19-2016, 10:22 PM

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So - it is indeed worse than we thought. Wake up, people, to the homer agenda that is filling our children with lust and unnatural affection. I applaud you for outlawing valentine's day in Freehold by ordinance years ago.
Thank you and bless you, Mr. Mayor, for your ever-present foresight as you lead the city of Freehold into the future with faith and God's law as your primary concern. Surely goodness and mercy will follow you all the days of your life.
COME LORD JESUS!
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Thank you BrotherLarry.

What we are all faced with at Valentine's Day, and every day for that matter, is avoidance of sin. The last thing in the world we need to do is open the door to homerism and let it walk right in.


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Default Re: The ultimate truth about Valentine's day. It's even worse than we thought! - 02-05-2016, 11:37 PM

I need all your advice. I wrote my sweetheart a Valentine's poem. I thought it would be a nice and romantic thing to do. But after reading this thread I am having second thoughts on whether I should give it to her. What shall I do?

True Valentine

The 14th of February was a day Valentine dreaded.
For that was the day, Claudius had him beheaded.
Val had tried converting him to Christianity,
which to a Pagan Emperor, was an utter profanity.

Claudius said, “I’ve no interest in all this Christian malarkey.
I’m too busy having Roman orgies and going to toga parties.
So for you, my old pal Valentine,
It’s off t’ prison at bottom of t' Palatine.

The jailer’s daughter was as blind as a bat
But Valentine miraculously cured her of that.
He said, “Next time, do yourself a few favours.
Jump on t’ chariot and pop down to Spec Savers”.

They beat him black and blue, with clubs and boulders.
Then while he was still twitching,
nipped into the kitchen.
To get a knife, to chop his head from his shoulders.

St. Valentine’s Day shouldn’t be all blowing kisses,
Cupid’s arrows, buying chocolates for the Misses,
holding hands all lovey dovey, kissy cuddly, romantic goo.
It commemorates the day poor Val, stopped needing to use shampoo.


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