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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 09-16-2014, 04:32 AM

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Nope we are still part of the US. We are the 49th state.
I did say basically. Oh, sorry. Basically has too many syllables for an inbred Eskimo to wrap their head around.


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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 09-17-2014, 11:16 PM

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Nice try, but Alaskans are basically Canadians, and Canada always uses the metric system.
So she's 130 stone, then? Why can't they use good, old-fashioned American measures like the rest of the world does?


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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 02-26-2015, 09:04 PM

No such thing as ugly. Their are imperfections but let me tell you a secret; the imperfections tell the greatest stories. Take surgical or accidental scars for example, sure they could be considered imperfect to the skin but they tell a story.
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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 02-26-2015, 09:08 PM

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No such thing as ugly. Their are imperfections but let me tell you a secret; the imperfections tell the greatest stories. Take surgical or accidental scars for example, sure they could be considered imperfect to the skin but they tell a story.
That is simply not true. Many people are ugly. When I was at school there was this girl we called "Grossburger".

If there is no such thing as ugly, why did we call her that?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-28-2015, 09:26 PM

I actually have a friend that is wiccan. She is actually pretty cute and she isn't fat she is really sexy though. Some people in the world are and others aren't.
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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-28-2015, 10:59 PM

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I actually have a friend that is wiccan. She is actually pretty cute and she isn't fat she is really sexy though. Some people in the world are and others aren't.
Yet thay're all Heathens playing with something that in reality they aren't equipt to handle, meaning; The Satan Slut Pool in Hell. These cosplay kids and wiccan (short for attention seeking) whores of Hell have no idea, and if they do, I will dance for Jesus when God smites their fat (or skinny) arses.


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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-28-2015, 11:20 PM

I agree with you on that. When I dated her she cheated on me with another guy. Then did the same to the other guy. Then so on and so on. She's now a slut and works in a strip club
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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-28-2015, 11:21 PM

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I actually have a friend that is wiccan. She is actually pretty cute and she isn't fat she is really sexy though. Some people in the world are and others aren't.
If you find her cute, then you have concrete proof that she has entered into a pact with Satan. When a witch engages in unholy congress with the Dark One, he grants her the power of glamour. A glamour is an illusion, and by using one a repulsively ugly and bloated old hag can make herself appear to be an attractive young lass.

I'll pray for God to lift the glamour from your eyes, before its too late.


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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-28-2015, 11:25 PM

What would make someone do such an evil thing? Ill Pray for myself to be cleansed of any lust of her.
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What would make someone do such an evil thing?
Why, to steal your semen and share it with her pasty-skinned beached whale lezbean coven, of course. This is part of the wiccan/lezbean sacrificial baby mill, for those dry times when Planned Parenthood isn't producing enough victims to sate Satan's hunger for blood and souls.


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Ill Pray for myself to be cleansed of any lust of her.
See that you do. And God bless you!


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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-28-2015, 11:52 PM

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Default Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. - 10-29-2015, 01:48 AM

Satan promotes all sin. Gluttony is one of his favorites because it isn't even illegal and he can advertise successfully on television. Krispy Kreme, Baskin Robbins, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken... you guessed it: all owned by the shiny red Devil. These satanic foods are promoted among the unsaved, which group is where the wiccans are recruited as they watch Jerry Springer, Oprah and Chris Matthews. They are made fat and then lured into the wiccan devil cult by other fat people. Once they are ensnared into worshipping Satan, they get tattoos, in violation of God's law and as an attempt to vex Him (Leviticus 19:28). Fat people are ugly and tattooed people are ugly, so you have fat and ugly. And tattooed.

I should note that skinny, 17 year old male social rejects are sometimes found among the wiccans. One is pictured in another post above with his accursed cats.


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