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Titus Templeton declares War on Women’s Rights. Will you join him?

Landover Baptist Church

Men of the Landover Baptist Church!

Today I have an important announcement to make.

The millions of immigrants flooding Europe are not only a problem. They are a chance! Today I created a new movement called the IAWR -“Immigrants against woman rights” and I have already gathered a huge group of 6 North African men to help me with our cause.

Yes, at the end these people are enemies of God, but never forget what Christian warfare is all about: The enemy of my enemy is my Friend.

The goal is that more and more of these barbaric dogs join my movement with me as their Supreme Leader and together we will turn down woman right’s until all woman on this planet are liberated from the unnatural right’s they unfairly possess. Because that is what God wants after all.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.Genesis 3:16

But this is just the beginning, I will now use this important moment to say that my loyalty will always belong to the Landover Baptist Church. Even if millions of immigrants are under my command, I will always be a True Christian Brother™ to the Landover Baptist Church.

A few moments ago a guy named “mohammed from Syria” called my phone and asked if he gets “blonde German woman” if he joins my group. And I said yes,:” Yes , Mohammed! You will get as many as u want! As long as u do whatever I say and never question any order.” He agreed in his filthy arabic accent but it doesn’t matter. What matters is that I can use him.

I can see now that Germany has a bright future. There is no question that once the army I have is strong enough that we can take on Angela and every single femnazi that is poisoning this country since decades.
And for every bomb these femnazis throw at us, we will throw 5 bombs back. Every woman we find outside the kitchen or the bedroom will be considered a terrorist and enemy combatant!

My friend Hans Gruber has already made plans for future “IAWR-Camps” where no tampons are served and femnazi-prisoners have to make the ultimative decision:” Baking pie or beeing baked!”

Today we are 10, tomorrow we will be 20 and next week we are 100. And next year we are thousands! And once Germany is liberated, the rest of Europe will follow, and Russia and then the whole world!

Let us all thank God, the Creator of the Universe that He has blessed us and our generation so we can experience these great times!

Titus Templeton, 1th January, 2016
IAWR Command Centre
Munich, Germany

 

 


Replies:
Mei Saeki (03-07-2016 04:25 PM): Men of the Landover Baptist Church! Today I have an important announcement to make. The millions of immigrants flooding Europe are not only a problem. They are a chance! Today I created a new movement ...
Elmer G. White (03-07-2016 04:35 PM): I know this is almost six months late, but: As God pronounces judgment on Eve for her part of the transgression in Eden, He says, Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you (Genesis ...
Mary Etheldreda (03-07-2016 08:31 PM): God is saying that Eve would desire to rule over her husband, but her husband would instead rule over her. Amen! This is just what Mr. Templeton is doing! He's encouraging other men to join him and Man ...
john thumn (09-03-2017 02:36 AM): I just checked every Bible in the house: none of them have an expiration date! :yahoo: :praise: :yahoo:Hear Hear!:kjv1611: ...
Iamsmart321 (01-05-2017 03:08 AM): I have met some not-very-smart people on this forum. I have met not-very-nice people on this forum. But you... you take the cake for both. You think you can just lord over women like they're your slaves!?! ...
Basilissa (01-05-2017 04:20 AM): I have met some not-very-smart people on this forum. I have met not-very-nice people on this forum. But you... you take the cake for both. You think you can just lord over women like they're your slaves!?! ...
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